Dear Yaris, I really appreciate how quickly you warmed up the past few mornings. I know, I know, I should turn you on at least five minutes before I leave, but I just haven't gotten into the cold morning routine yet. I will try my best to warm you up the rest of the week so you don't have to work so hard so early!
Dear Loud Printer, I despise you. 10 minutes before you go into sleep mode each time I use you? At THIS volume and proximity to my desk? Please go away and bring back my old 4540 MFP :(
Dear Photoshop, thank you for always being there for me. For the
past 13 years you've really been the best. Even when you crash (though
now you sometimes recover files!!), I can't stay mad at you for long.Dear Target, you know I love you... just last week, we had a lot of fun and I spent a decent chunk of change. But I think we need to break up for awhile. I really need to save up money for pretty wedding things. Don't worry, I'll be back, I can never give you up for long - but it's time we took a step back and evaluated our own needs.
Dear Rain, can we make a date sometime soon? I miss you, it's been months but it feel like years since we've had a good downpour. I'd settle for a day date, even. Would you be more willing to show up if I washed my car?
Dear October, please don't go by too fast! I would like to both enjoy you and put off putting together my Halloween costume.
